"Make sweet love to the cave."

Abbie | 18 | England

i just dropped my pen on the floor and can’t be bothered to pick it up so looks like i’ve finished revision for the day


tagged #text post

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.


The one person who mattered the most.

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Andrew Garfield by Anton Corbijn for Vogue, 2012 (outtakes)

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futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"


jimoriary:

get to know me meme - [5/5] favourite films: The Breakfast Club

"Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”


Sam Claflin photographed by Ruven Afanador for People Magazine

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Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

reicenbach:

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

   

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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

you raise some valid points


tagged #text post

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me


I’ve had to draw a conclusion based on what I glimpsed through the stitching of the person suit that you wear.

And the conclusion that I’ve drawn is that you are dangerous.

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friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life


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